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The World's Hardest Game The World's Hardest Game

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Harder than a Diamond Scotsman on Steroids!

Excellent effort, it's nice to finally play a game that's challenging yet simple. Completing a level in this makes you feel like a master of the universe...or is that just me?

Either way, definitely worthy of the title 'Hardest Game Ever.' I got to level 22 in 250 deaths.

"MY HEAD IS NOW A GIANT EGG!"


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Swearbear Easter Card! Swearbear Easter Card!

Rated 1 / 5 stars

NO!!

I seriously don't get all this about Swearbear...OH WOW!! A FUKKIN BEAR THAT SWEARS!! THE ORIGINALITY!! Fuck it, I fucking swear more fucking cock times than this hunk of dried up shit. Unless someone tells me what the fuck is so good about a swearing bear, i'm going to have to commit mass genocide on the entire bear population...fucking hairy bastards.
SWEARBEAR CAN TAKE ITSELF AND SHOVE IT UP IT'S GREEN, GANGRENOUS, PUSS FILLED ASS!!

Seriously.



Teletubbies -Mercy Kill. Teletubbies -Mercy Kill.

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Snipa rifle+Teletubby=Pleasure.

FEKKIN HELL THIS IS DAM GUD! I neva thought the teletubbies copuld be so fun! It takes a while 2 load but the results r kool! Load, shoot, shoot, shoot uh...shoot. It neva gets boring! PLAY IT NOW! 1 problem is it's a 'mercy kill' just 1 question: WHY?


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